BUDDYFUCKED BITCHES

First you and your buddy find a girl who's angry at her boyfriend or her hubby, ideally one of those "woman scorned" fools who are stuck in a jealous rage and are ready to do anything for revenge.

Now you and he get this girl drunk on tequila-- I like chilled shots of a good silver like Herradura for this purpose myself, with salt and lemon on the side. (I think that the whole licking salt off your fingers thing primes girls to look forward to licking up salty jism.) (Why tequila, you ask? Cause it's the one of the few liquors that has stimulant properties, it gets them drunk while making them wild and wanting action.) Not too drunk, you don't want her to be too drunk to fuck. Say about 4 drinks in a two hour period.

All this time you and your buddy are telling her how pretty she is, how interesting she is, what nice eyes she has, what nice earrings she's chosen, that whole flatter the dumb bitch without being too overtly sexual so she'll leave with you pick up thing. I'll let you figure out how to get her home. either her place or yours, all three of you together.

Offer to make her coffee. The bigger/uglier one of you should go do this, ideally keeping all of you in sight of each other, and keeping the casual chat thing going on. Then, whichever one of you is the smaller and/or prettier, the least threatening, should simply and directly start to rub her shoulders, giving her the best nonsexual massage of which you are capable. Chances are good she'll soon begin to melt and purr.

When bigger/uglier comes back with coffee, you and your buddy trade places, big taking over the shoulder rub, like it's the most natural thing in the world, while small/pretty stands close in front, holding her coffee cup and chatting and starting to make with the bedroom eyes, telling her 'god you look so good right now, y'know'. Then small/pretty sets down coffee, moves close, and kisses girl, while his buddy continues to rub her shoulders. Chances are good she'll just surrender at this point, overwhelmed by male presence and the perfection of this opportunity to get back at her unappreciative boyfriend/husband.

About the time you've gotten her bra off she's likely to do a "no I shouldn't do this." Laugh at her gently, tease her, and call her a chicken. Women in that horny/vengeful state will do almost anything, if you sneer at them and tell them they're afraid to do it.

Then, fuck the hell out of her like the slut that she knows she is! She wants to be wanton, she wants to do the dirtiest things she can think of, both for the memory of it, and for vengeance. So show no mercy.

It's especially a good idea to assfuck her. Both of you should assfuck her. Why? Because while she's going to be willing to talk almost any type of shit about you later on, when her vengeance is over, she won't want her girlfriends to know she was so much of a slut as to let you two fuck her "back there"-- so she'll keep her mouth shut if she knows you can tell everyone how she grunted and squealed like a pig while you sodomized her one after the other, and made her suck your cocks afterwards.

This technique has worked for me. It will work for you.

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